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Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning herself? A. She's smoking a cigarette.

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? A: Kitty Perry

Q: How do you get a wet pussy? A: Put it in the shower.

Q: What is a cat's favorite color? A: Purrrple!

Q: What is a French cat's favorite pudding? A: Chocolate mousse!

Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A: Furrari.

Q: What kind of car does a fat cat drive? A: a Catillac!

Q: Why was the cat so small? A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

Q: What's the first thing you say to a cat? A: HELLO KITTY!

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him. "Are you a cat?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?"

The cat replied, "Well, I liked the book."